Sorry sir, there's a 90 day wait on that item.

It's true, my punkling, you're less than 90 days away.

This is, as I'm sure I've told you before, marginally less than you'd have to wait for a layby in some stores. It's less time than the average person has to pay their credit card bill, but it's more time than you get to pay a parking fine. It is, pumpking, A Very Short Amount Of Time. . . . .

So things are starting to feel like they're really happening.

I'm very, very excited.