May 11, 2005
Note to self
Also, that is the second time, my darling punkling, that you have willfully, and with intent, urinated on your father.
I'm your territory.
I get it.
Now stop pissing on me.
Current number of items soaking in NapiSan in the bathroom sink: 7
Maternal & Child Health Care Nurse visit: you have put on 3 times as much weight as normal for a bebe 2 days out of horsepickle. Boob Juice Freak indeed. Current weight: 3.88 kilograms (8.38 pounds) up from 3.6 kilograms (8 pounds) at birth.