When, during a scheduled 3am pitstop, the child begins to evacuate directly onto the bunnyrug on the changetable, DO NOT remove the bunnyrug in order to clean it. PUT A NAPPY ON THE CHILD. When, subsequent to bunnyrug removal, the child begins to decorate the changetable, DO NOT pick the child up in order to clean the change table, PUT A NAPPY ON THE CHILD. There is no way to ensure precisely when a defacatory episode has reached its denouement.
Also, that is the second time, my darling punkling, that you have willfully, and with intent, urinated on your father.
I'm your territory.
I get it.
Now stop pissing on me.
Current number of items soaking in NapiSan in the bathroom sink: 7
Maternal & Child Health Care Nurse visit: you have put on 3 times as much weight as normal for a bebe 2 days out of horsepickle. Boob Juice Freak indeed. Current weight: 3.88 kilograms (8.38 pounds) up from 3.6 kilograms (8 pounds) at birth.
Love you.
1 comment:
You said, "Also, that is the second time, my darling punkling, that you have willfully, and with intent, urinated on your father. I'm your territory, I get it, now stop pissing on me."
I think it's a boy thing...my brother did the same thing to my dad.
...Nice to see you're still blogging all of this too. :-)
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